Unfortunately i won’t be doing anything for halloween, as I don’t really have a scary costume (maybe i should just wear black pants and topless like bruce lee… nah), and there’s the gay little maths IA due tomorrow… ==”

There were these two little kids who trick or treated me LAST NIGHT. It wasn’t even halloween! I should’ve thrown grass in their faces and said, no candy until tomorrow! Then when they come over tomorrow, give them something better and tastier than grass…. leaves

But nah. I can’t do that to fellow neighbours.

Anyway, gotta go! Post soon!

~Hoa

Anhyounghi Gaseyo!

~Hoa

Well today we had Sex Ed with a guy named Joe (you can so tell a name like Joe is a perfect guy for a job like that, right) and he is really energetic and lively… especially when talking about clamydia… and anal sex.

Haha poor Mr. Jones asked him if there was an age limit to the sexual health clinic… we all know too well the purpose of that question. jksjks

then at lunch basically nothing happened.

CAS, for theatre arts, we had our last practice rehearsal and scrpt writing session. Our group is quite behind, really. We do practically nothing during class most weeks. but now we’ve actually got a PLAN of what’s going to happen. we know for sure we’re gonna perform next week or the week after (if joey etc. don’t come to school). We also know a little of our script, and I’m a Yakuza. With a toy pirate sword. Looks like you’ve got some competition, Jack. . Praise you, Master Leong.

And yeah, goin home was just terrific. Missed the bus and had to walk up to the next stop at the chinese takeaway and while on te 470 had to listen to horny ol’ james talk about SB (Sexy Babes – he created that term, not me) on the bus, and fantasising about them when they got up. Yes, thank you for your sympathy, guys.

Well, as i’ve said, this week’s gonna be quite busy. Exams, and Maths IA to finish up. As John would say, “Mutherf**aaaaahhhhh” (by T-Pain)

Well, I’ll blog soon!

~Hoa

Too bad I won’t be.

My ass will be glued to my study chair, with my head inside a textbook.

I know, i know, life isn’t supposed to be fair anyway.

Anyway, been spending the first two days of my weekend bumming, gaming, and reading. On a normal weekend, it’d be a lot more stressful than this.

I’ve been reading Paradise of the Blind, a text that the IB requires some students to read for their World Lit essays, and so far it’s quite good. Part of the reason why I like it is that it ISS DUHH  VIT-NAM-MEEE BOOK, and through reading it I’ve explored a lot of my culture too! The shameful aspect of the book is that they can’t even spell the vietnamese terms right.

DISAPPOINTED IN YOU GWEILOS!~

jks.

I really need to get a new bag… the current one I have is a nike Gym training bag and it’s friggin huge, it can’t even fit on the bottom of the bus seats sometimes, but its length does kinda remind of something I have… (jksjksjks)

I’ve also got a grey puma backpack, but there’s a hole at the bottom of it, and if i use it then that means I must carry my laptop bag separate, and from my experience, that sucks.

I also was forced by the school to buy a qa bag, but seeing that NOBODY USES it and they ripped me off saying it was compulsory, and that I have tried bringing it to school and it is as big in HEIGHT as the friggin nike bag, which is a great inconvenience, I will go and sell it. Somehow.

Hmmm… i’m thinking rebel sports or ebay. Couldn’t find any at harbour town cos they didnt have any in stock.

Anyway, what i also really need to do is devote some posts about one single topic, one that is interesting. Not EVERY post needs to be about my life update. I know this is an extreeeeeeeeeeeeemely late commitment, since this thing is what all bloggers do, and i’ll try to make things as interesting as i can. I’m considering putting rants on as well…

The only problem or obstacle to this thing is time.

Well, fingers crossed!

DINNER TIMEE!

~Hoah

Still, even though our dance that still displays our CLEARLY EVIDENT heterosexuality is cool, we couldn’t stand a chance against ISAAC =O.

To even BETTER DISPLAY our STRAIGHTNESS, we’ll be dancing a GUY dance.

Sigh… I’ve got english next and I’m not really looking forward to it but life is life and I have nothing else to say or else I’ll miss out on the lesson’s work.

下午好！

EDIT: This post had to be sent later in the arvo, since the school’s network system is one hell of an uptight POK GAI.

WTF????

I don’t wanna go on a rant, but seriously, that’s messed up. Sigh, I know its very easy to predict: I won’t be able to blog frequently.

OOH, BTW, got a new phone! Well, new as in I’m just getting it replaced, with a better one . I really like and prefer it over my other phone, only maybe cos it’s got bigger memory and a better camera. It’s been out for a while, but I think I’ll hold on to it until I can actually be bothered with touch phones. Sony Ericsson K810i, ever heard of it?

There’s a new “dance” group being created and its name hasn’t been officially decided but its currently at Ai Wo men or Wonder Guys. Its basically a dance group full of straight guys that do cool things but will be dancing Korean Girl Pop Songs. I’m a member, we’ll be dancing “Tell Me” by WOnder Girls and Gee by SNSD. You guys should really be cheering us on, it’s a great dance. Really. Full of hip shaking and ass rocking and gay little fairy claps. YEEAA-TAAAHHHH!!!

Arghhh… the doorbell’s ringing and look who it is. Physics prac, Maths homework, English draft and Mando homework. Sometimes these fags should just stop coming over.

Gotta go!

~Hoa

I was watching the drama “Cinderella Man” yesterday, and it’s AWESOME!!! The drama employs a few hilarious scene so it makes a dramatic drama easy to watch and lightens the mood while balancing it out with some sadness. The desired effects of a good drama.

Anyway, Kung Fu class last night was pretty ordinary except I had a little bit of trouble doing the advanced kicks with a sore hip and i think i teared a muscle at my sides…. I really don’t know the name of it… but I remember seeing a movie where bruce lee stretched the  CRAP out of it… and it’s just.. :O.

Hold on, I think i have a pic.

Okay here it is. See how his whole torso is like, V-shaped? Yeah, the muscles at the sides. I think I tore them a little bit while working them out. Hope they heal quickly .

Ever seen one of those movies you see at your uncle’s house that are dubbed in your native language SOO S**TILLY with even worse english subtitles that you just take it as a comedy movie?

Well, I saw one of those at my uncle’s house yesterday. And what’s worse, all of the Viet dubbed auido was from a WOMAN. I just cracked my ass up laughing when this fat old gangster guy was talking drugs to another gangster and there came out this woman’s voice.

Arghh… I went to sleep at 1 yesterday after coming home at 12 this morning from my uncle’s house T.T. Didn’t have a nice sleep at all… this nightmare just suddenly popped up, and I woke up at 6:15am feeling dead hungry. Mum’s supposed to go grocery shopping today and we ran out of milk and bread (cos I’ve been taking it all these holidays… you know… the gaining weight thing… i dont even know if its working anymore… but i’ll still try ). So I had this awesome yet tiring bike ride to Macdonalds while my whole family was asleep and had a Bacon and Egg McMuffin meal. Oh, and a nice big orange juice. I felt good riding home and continuing watching my dramas .

Well, that’s the update of my life.

ANHYOUNGHI GASEYO!!!!

~Hoa~

Well, NOTHING happened yesterday. Just stayin’ at home, babysitting, and downloading new songs. And OH, speaking of new songs, my music choice has been re-introduced into the EPIC genre of rock. I kinda liked  rock and gweilo music up until Grade 8, I started getting more into R’n'B, rap, also known as black music, or as James would call it, Nigga Music. I just haven’t been aware of how much rock has changed ever since Grade 8. It sounds awesome now, and I’m only getting started with my rock playlist .

Well, a friend of mine is to be acknowledged for this, as she just sent me some songs that she thought sounded good and then i was like :O ————-> and yeah, I kept looking for songs of those artists (Thanks Bonnie!!!! ). The first songs I were given were from Simple Plan, and i reckon they’re just awesome! Just not their TOO emo songs.

But yeah, I have discovered my long-lost gweilo side and now, I feel almsot complete. But nevertheless, I’m still a diverse-genre kinda person and still listen to my pop, alternative and nigga music.

Lately, i’ve been treating my fast metabolism like a dog and have been eating my way like there is no tomorrow… well, i don’t wanna create that kind of impression of a starving sick child but yeah… I’m trying to eat a lot more than i usually do. For every1 that knows me, I’m just naturally thin and yeah… it’s very hard for me to gain weight. Sleeping a lot has been part of my schedule too! I’m doing this because the last time I tried eating a lot to gain weight, i saw no changes. But one night after eating good nice meals I slept about 9-10 hours and my body changed quite quickly. So yeah, Sleeping is quite essential to body growth (please don’t call me MR. OBVIOUS).

AND, I have been seeing some changes!!! I’m growing bigger, and seeing more meat around me! I’m not gonna go overboard and turn myself into a blobman so I’ve also been working out in mornings and nights too, to turn some of that fat into something good . And yeah… I feel quite happy with how I’m goin too, and I’ve got 1 and a half weeks left to keep going. I’m hopin for the best at the end of the holidays…

Well, that’s basically what’s been happening since the last time I’ve blogged!

Catchya peeps later!

~Hoa

So yeah, my holidays have already started and not much has happened….

Last Sunday was Charlie’s B’day, and we went to the movies to see Taking of Pelham 123. NEVERR in my life have i heard more F*CKS in my life. John Travolta is the most badass terrorist in the world. He makes Chuck Norris look like a little pre-school kid who likes to bully people.

Monday… nothing happened, just babysitting, and oh! I also bought a wireless keyboard and mouse to connect to my tablet while my tablet is connected to an external monitor, and now, LIFE IS SOOOO MUCH EASIER. I can actually see what I’m typing on the screen without falling asleep

Today, the same thing, except I have been watching movies and procrastinating. I saw Role Models, and HAHA. The little black kid, brightened up my day! Oooh, and that comeback the minotaur guy made was HILARIOUS.

School kid: “HAHA! Nice Cow suit, faggot. Where would I be able to find those, the gay zoo?”

Minotaur guy: Actually… It’s not a cow… it’s a minotaur.. and btw, he got this suit out of your mom’s closet.

Mascot Minotaur guy: She let me keep it after I f*cked her.

Boy: :’(

Anyway, I don’t have many plans this week, except for a BBQ that’s on Thursday (which I’m not sure if I’m going to) and a movie at the city on the following Tuesday.

I’ll update tomorrow… hopefully with something interesting

Adios!

`Hoah

A lot has been happening lately, but there are two more days left of school to go. And teachers are STILL setting out homework!

So i really need to tend to them.

Yeah, just posting to let you know that I haven’t abandoned all hope in this thing.

Laydarhhhhs